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The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated
by 07042016 July 3, 2016
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Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.
I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!
by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019
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Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you
Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*
by Chronic fall November 14, 2019
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Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!
by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022
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I have reached maximum boredom and defined this
by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
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I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.
Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?
by Chiludon June 1, 2022
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Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
by arsen_28 June 10, 2022
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