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Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
by Vobden September 1, 2021
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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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knee puppets

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.
See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.
by christpanda August 29, 2011
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Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018
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Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018
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