by Veracocha July 12, 2017
Get the Puddle Jumpermug. My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!
by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023
Get the Puddle Sniffermug. When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
Get the Wisconsin Love Puddlemug. A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
Get the Puddle Lovemug. To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Get the Muddy puddlemug. When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020
Get the Peppa’s muddy puddlemug. 