Opera Poop

a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.
early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017
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Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.
Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!
by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015
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poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
by slxpluvs November 22, 2009
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Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
by Poohzie May 28, 2009
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The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.
by Turk and JD February 27, 2009
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Poop is a genius

An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.
“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”
by Mcgokes November 17, 2020
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poop theory

when you put two buttholes together and one poops in the other and the poop slingshots continuously between the two buttholes (gradually creating more residue and becoming softer)
omg did you know carolina and leona tried the poop theory?
by pooptheorist April 12, 2022
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