Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism May 6, 2018

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Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

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pokemon

just some weird monsters that can use powers and try to kill other monsters

i like to trade "POKEMON" cards at school for money or other "POKEMON" cards

by Nutella B01 May 18, 2021

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Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed

Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018

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When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

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