jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016
Get the pokemon gomug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Ryu The Pokemonmug. The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020
Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game
Me: pokemon bw
Person: whats thats?
Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄
Me: pokemon bw
Person: whats thats?
Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄
by Togasknife February 24, 2021
Get the Pokemon BWmug. Ash: Let's have a Pokemon battle I'll use Pikachu
Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019
Get the Pokemonmug. A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other
ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT
by BOB>com November 29, 2018
Get the Pokemonmug. You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022
Get the Pokemonmug. A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.
Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.
Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.
by violetcide February 22, 2023
Get the The Pokemon Effectmug.