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Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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Cretors Popcorn

has been perfecting popped corn. Some might say it’s “obsessive” and some might say it’s “delicious
It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
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Lawn Popcorn

What a clover flower would be to dogs when communicating with eachother.
"Kirby" ate his weight in "Lawn Popcorn" on his walk this morning.
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Cheese Popcorn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn
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Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.
Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?
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Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.
Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?
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Catching Popcorn

The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.
I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?
by Black_History_Month October 29, 2024
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