Gay Patrick

A sexual act where three men simultaneously toss one another's salad while jerking off one another. The first man to ejaculate will be designated as the Patrick of the group and will be designated as the bottom bitch in the threesome.

Karl, Dave, and Ben felt a new bond after their first Gay Patrick. Determined to not be the Patrick of the group again, Ben wanted another round.

by Harry Johnson 1969 December 7, 2013

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

Patrick C

an ugly asshole who steals your computer when you're using it.

Excuse me Patrick C, Did you just know you stole my computer?

by lolszer October 18, 2008

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Noel Miller December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick shwavyd lol it's lit

by A_Tim05 December 17, 2019

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by patrick shwavy December 16, 2019

Patrick Doyle

A type of person who looks younger than all his/her friends, even though his/her friends are younger than him. The reason for this is often height.

Yes, I am 16, and Patrick Doyle here is 14.

by Sappy daddy September 23, 2019