The Panty Punisher

-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.

Dammit I thought I had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! Oh fuck no, ain't no way in hell I'm wearing the double P (the Panty Punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, I gotta get some Woolite but quick y'all.

by Fanzzzy October 23, 2010

panty hair

When a womans pubes are so long they stick through the fabric of her panties

Her panty hair turned her white panties into zebra print

by Dizzle jones July 18, 2016

walrus panties

A slang term for a female with crabs and a fish pussy.

“Hit it raw daddy!”

“Hell nah bitch, you got walrus panties!”

by BigDaddiesCane December 11, 2017

titty panties

Another word for a bra.

she put her titty panties over her boobs and then her shirt.

by ricjames07 June 7, 2016

happy panties

A description of the feeling of being so arroused that you experience moisture in your undergarments

OMG that pic just gave me some happy panties

by HP69 May 26, 2018

Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020

panty guac

Panty guac(amole) is the greenish discharge commonly found in the absorbent portion of a girls panties and/or crotchal area.

also known as undie guac

I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and do the wash - while picking up her dirty undies from the floor I got a handful of panty guac for my troubles!

by MrUnClean November 15, 2012