The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
Get the Scandinavian panini pressmug. When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
by Ankido January 12, 2008
Get the I press recordmug. by Momia01 February 20, 2021
Get the Catch a pressmug. andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
Get the press upmug. When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
Get the That’s pressingmug. by Kjt3d February 20, 2023
Get the Press a onmug. 