Skip to main content

To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
mugGet the To speak with a customer service representative, press 9mug.

press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".
Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!
by press go fanatic February 19, 2013
mugGet the press go solutionmug.

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011
mugGet the Spam Pressed Hammug.

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight
andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
mugGet the press upmug.

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 4, 2023
mugGet the Russian Leg Pressmug.

Power press

sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles
by JBut December 25, 2007
mugGet the Power pressmug.

No press

by hef107 October 4, 2022
mugGet the No pressmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email