Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.

Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!

by Project Newman November 17, 2016

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Rosey Palms

Palms That are Red. From Applause at the End of the Show.

Deadpool the Movie was So awesome We all just had Rosey Palms even after the Easter Egg.

by SetiJoJo May 6, 2022

Palm tree

When the person is shady. When you shady as fuck we call you a palm tree.

Phil: why aren’t you kickin it with me anymore
Me: cause you a fucking palm tree bro!

by HeatherBear3217 November 24, 2020

palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023

Palming

When 2 palms rub together vigorously.

Hand sakes are a thing of the past. Let’s go palming instead.

by T F P January 22, 2022