Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

Toast Chee

A beautiful orange cracker in the shade of the sun at dusk , and the beautiful yummified peanut butter inside. best snack ever invented.

person 1: “ man i need a good quality meal “
person 2: “ go eat some toast chee’s “

by toast chee lover 69 July 7, 2023

arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.

arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.

by nipstock December 21, 2009

Ice on toast

When something is “on point”, think of it being “Icey” and toast is “bread AKA money” so it’s just a saying to say something was icey or money making over done...

“Yo have to see the 12’s that came out last week?”

-“shiii they are ice on toast brah”

by AKAtheOriginator May 3, 2018