spicy bean

looks like a jalapeño but it's really just a spicy bean

that isn;t a jalapeño, it's a spicy bean

by 28dontcare December 12, 2019

Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Papi Beans

The supreme ruler of everything.

There is no true God, only Papi Beans

by hapey egg March 16, 2017

Widgey Bean

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived

Will was such a widgey bean!

by pastiehen April 23, 2011

shook beans

Shes a youtuber who is underappreciated. she deserves everything and her smile fills our hearts with joy.

limabean more like shook beans

by mushybanana077 August 5, 2018