Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes

guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(

by qwerty224 January 18, 2022

Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013