by Johnjamin hoodrich March 13, 2004
by shane September 04, 2004
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
by nonone October 06, 2006
A bunch of faggots and emos trying to live out theyre love fantasy or being fags in general, they are inferior to country balls and are ruining the country ball community, do not compare the two they are not the same.
by Dans Dead March 30, 2019
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009
When a rural family owns their land outright, with no mortgage.
Other aspects of their standard of living may be variable, but Country rich families are the nobility of Hillbilly culture.
Other aspects of their standard of living may be variable, but Country rich families are the nobility of Hillbilly culture.
by Tallboy Wolf March 30, 2022
She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020