laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008

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Get the laser-noodlemug.

Noodle Down

(Verb) Investigate and clarify.

We need to Noodle Down on this issue and remove the mystery.

by Bitter!! November 3, 2010

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Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

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