ninja pimp

{Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.

homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!

by original_ninja_pimp January 19, 2006

Ninjahh

over-dramatic crybaby that continually leaves a community when something goes wrong and still sees himself as a good leader.

Ninjahh: You made fun of me, I'm resigning.
St0rm Com: Kay, bai.
Ninjahh: TAKE ME BACK! I'm the best mod leader that ever lived.

by WoodenShoeTruth January 28, 2009

Glitter Ninja

Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.

Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"

John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*

-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja

by Glitter Ninja Master August 1, 2011

Surprise Sex Ninja

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

by Lacrox September 18, 2004

Ninja Goodbye

After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.

After we got down she was talking too much so I have her the ninja goodbye.

by SkipJackson September 29, 2008

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Pink Ninja

Pink Ninjas are stealthy, and strike without warning. They are experts at concealment, until they become overly excited. Typically 5 1/2 - 6 inches tall and with prominent veins, they are accompanied by their two faithful hairy companions.

Alternatively, another name for the penis.

The pink ninja slipped into the bushy undergrowth.

by oxford english dick March 26, 2009