Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Nonce

Slang for paedophile.

WillNE is a nonce

by RedWillNE November 12, 2018

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

nonce

Another word for Paedophile.

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."

by E.L James July 27, 2017

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017