[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

Gay Patrick

A sexual act where three men simultaneously toss one another's salad while jerking off one another. The first man to ejaculate will be designated as the Patrick of the group and will be designated as the bottom bitch in the threesome.

Karl, Dave, and Ben felt a new bond after their first Gay Patrick. Determined to not be the Patrick of the group again, Ben wanted another round.

by Harry Johnson 1969 December 7, 2013

Patrick C

an ugly asshole who steals your computer when you're using it.

Excuse me Patrick C, Did you just know you stole my computer?

by lolszer October 18, 2008

Patrick Bloodgood

Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.

I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.

by mike seaver February 4, 2010

PatRick-Roll

When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska

"I thought i was getting a nude, but i just got PatRick-Rolled

by Bill Nye Tho May 15, 2014

Patrick McKee

A dumb ass elementary school principal with a weird shaped head.

Everyone despises Patrick McKee

by lukpack November 28, 2018

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018