New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024

New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.

" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"

by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021

New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019