even

Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017

filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

by ApTerse June 22, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.

Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.

by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018

what even is nothing?

Nothing is non existent because if nothing was real then it wouldn't be nothing. But, "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.

person 1: hey

person 2: Hi!

person 1: What even is nothing

person2: uhh... I... whoah...what is nothing?

Being defined... "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.

Now you can answer...
What even is nothing?

by Ash404 March 24, 2021

early evening

8:15 pm PT

Can we meet in the early evening, at 8:15 PM?

by cilantro_lover January 13, 2021

of an evening

on most nights.

"he has a healthy diet consisting of cereal in the morning and meat and two veg of an evening"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025