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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
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Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
mugGet the never let them know your next movemug.

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.
Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.
by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025
mugGet the Next Mondaymug.

Pepsi Next

A discontinued cola-flavored carbonated soft drink produced by PepsiCo. It was a variant of the Pepsi cola range.
by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022
mugGet the Pepsi Nextmug.

next years end

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED BAND FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA WITH FOUR MEMBERS, TOMMY OAKLEY DAVIS MCMAKIN KYLE BUSCH AND JORDY QUINN. LISTEN TO NYE
I LOVE DAVIS FROM NEXT YEARS END SO MUCH HE DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE TELL ME HE DOESNT AND I WILL ATTACK YOU
by okaywtf37592 May 7, 2018
mugGet the next years endmug.

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
mugGet the The Next Personmug.

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