talk music

1. a form music exhibiting the lyrical delivery of hip hop with music styles of indie. spoken word poetry over music.

2. the most basic definition of hip hop

Listener of Deepspace5 started out as a rapper, now he's reppin' that talk music.

by Brother Barnabas October 15, 2010

musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

courtesy music

Courtesy music is music you play while you are having sex or masturbating, so your roommates don't have to hear the sounds.

The smooth man that he is, McLovin put an R&B CD on as courtesy music before he had sex with Tasha.

by Some random person. March 18, 2008

Tanner Music

A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.

You look like you’d be a TANNER MUSIC!!
You are a TANNER MUSIC.

by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021

Dumpster Music

Music that is so damn filthy, that it quite literally puts you into the dumpster. EDM is the most common genre that contains a large amount of dumpster music, however other genre's such as heavy metal can contain dumpster music as well.

Perry: What the fuck are you listening to, Zeb.

Zeb: Boi this new Excision is some straight dumpster music!

by Isaiah C November 30, 2019

Goth Music

Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."

Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."

by exurbanwhitetrash May 18, 2022