spittin' mud

The occurence that results from a horrible case of Gut Rot. Severe diarrhea that resembles actual mud from the earth which is being spit from the anus.

Gary: Hey Crid, did you do work today?
Crid: No man, I was home all day spittin' mud.

by Markwhiten December 02, 2007

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg March 13, 2012

Mud nymph

An 18 year old stave lake girl who is on the cusp of becoming a mud cricket. She can be found with a bottle of sourpuss and the wallet of the past guy she blew

You hear that mud nymph's 19th birthday is this weekend? Yeah I'd fuck her

by Stavelake October 23, 2018

Mud Grub

A little tiny man who gets dirty and plays in the mud. He likes his nuts to be stomped on, his tiny testicles loves to be punished by mistress.

Mistress treats me like a dirty pig and stomps very hard on my nuts, I'm her little mud grub.

by Mudgrubian April 18, 2022

Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.

“What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”

by Hi David June 20, 2018

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

mud bogr

The act of putting your dick in her ass then immediately helicoptering all over her face.

Andrew pulled a mud bogr with kayla last night.

by shitsssismms June 08, 2023