mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

by janozs gyury June 28, 2006

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mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

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Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

by Babsock November 2, 2019

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overactive mother syndrom

much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day

mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup
you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome.

by Alli S. January 8, 2008

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gym slip mother

old fashioned English tern used for a pregnant school girl.

by fodder April 23, 2003

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Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

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your mother cuts socks in hell

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006

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