Mochasun

A fiery pulsing mocha whipped with cream (lol) That ejaculates
(Only on tuesdays) to hat of win's and confused flamingos.

Mochasuns sometimes (but rarely) explodes with ball hair and diminishes with the grunt birthday party sound.

Want to come get a Mochasun with me?" "Nah, Im going to the mall with my other friends.

by Confused Flamingo October 27, 2011

Moohan

They're best friend is always better than them. They're 'bff' is a better person than them.

Whats Brittneys bbfl called? Ermmm oh, I think its Lucy, I'm not too sure, She's the moohan

by foreverxox November 29, 2011

Mochanugget

A concentrated, solid form of Santorum, commonly found in the form of a nugget.

I found a mochanugget in my bedroom last night, I think my boyfriend might be gay.

by Nilohtid September 19, 2012

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

Moochick

An evil gnome that consumes all and leaves no survivors. Controller of rainbows. It is said that if you see a Moochick rainbow, your demise is soon at hand.

Guys... There's a Moochick rainbow right th-

by Balthazar42 November 28, 2013

Mocha

A ridiculously fluffy cat that meows a lot. It comes in a wide range of colours, including orange, brown, black, white, gray, and beige.
A mocha will continuously meow in order to obtain food, but will also make noise if he/she feels lonely. Mochas will also meow at night, usually around 4:30 am. A mocha can be very loveable, and overall makes a great pet.

Your new kitten is such a mocha!

Oh my gosh, that mocha won't shut- up!

Mommy, I want a baby mocha for Christmas!

by Bubbleguppy23 February 15, 2015