MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.

They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.

by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021

Le Monke

A very large, fat, huge orangutan who says, "Uh Oh Stinky!"

Rebecca: OMG Keisha, did you see that video about Le Monke?
Keisha, "Ofc I did bae.

by Picayune Person March 11, 2024

Willis MONKE

a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.

your such a willis MONKE

by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 9, 2022

Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69

I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

monke bunked

It means to be better by beating them. In turn, monke bunked. Monke bunked means to have the boneworks sock monke on a bunk. Though monke bunk is just fun to say.

Ford exclaimed after winning a fight “You just got monke bunked!”

by ArthurFord February 3, 2023