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Monday moment

by TSK007 April 10, 2023
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Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.
Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Α January 26, 2022
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Operation Cyber Monday

For those that know, know.
We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.
by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022
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Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”
by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022
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Monday

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS
by Weezerland March 3, 2025
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Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022
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hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024
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