milf

Mighty Interesting Lady Friend.

You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!

Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??

You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!

by Joeinomaha September 4, 2005

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

milf worthy

a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour

oh my god, she's ripped her underwear

aww, she's a bit behind!

by Mofette September 30, 2004

midlife crisis

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

hearts of midlothian

Hearts of Midlothian is the worst football team in Edinburgh and in the whole Scotland.The team is known as the most gay of the whole Great Britain

Hearts of Midlothian lost another match 5-0

by Bajen Viking August 21, 2015

Midlothian High School

Da best damn high school you ever seen.
Representin Midlo, da whitest school in chestafield mothafuckin county.

Midlothian High School is da dilliest at football.

by clit69 October 3, 2009

Milf Duo

A duo of milfs, Two milfs that are good friends.

My girl and her friend are a real milf duo.

by Selonianth the MilfMaster February 16, 2010