Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness”

Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick

by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023

Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money

John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft

by your dad's basement March 15, 2023

MICRO-FOAMING ACTION

Penetrating with no resistance.

I'm terribly afraid of Dentist but Oral hygiene is important. Therefore I use an anti-cavity, fluoride toothpaste with MICRO-FOAMING ACTION.

by Danese La Johnson June 5, 2023

Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.

Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.

by goodone! June 20, 2023

Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023