Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.

I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Meeting with the chief

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."

by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014

Quaker style meeting

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.

Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

by Quaker style meeting October 14, 2014

mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm

Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,

by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015