Marcus Kurzinski

A player who thinks he is hot shit.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.

"Hey did you hear Marcus Kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."

by TheBitchhhh December 31, 2011

Marcus

A complete idiot. You don't want to be like him. Keep away from Marcus

That guy is such a Marcus

by ihatemarcus420 November 6, 2020

Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 20, 2018

Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Marcus

A typical long badass mf who knows every meme in existance.

Marcus: Hello there!

Me: Hi.
Marcus do you know Bofa?
Me: No who is that
Marcus BOFA DEEZ NUTS

by MR.Cool Urban Guy October 24, 2022

Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!

Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?

by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021