by Matthew J. Pieper September 15, 2008
Get the Sweet Midget Nipples! mug.A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.
by Runks February 2, 2008
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by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007
Get the One eyed midget mug.Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.
Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
More of a child-appropriate frustration.
Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
by Parush January 16, 2008
Get the Tickle a Midget mug.Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
or
When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
or
When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
by Hoborilla&da notorious L.I.N.O April 17, 2010
Get the Humpback Midget mug.A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
by Dylan LaCunte November 6, 2010
Get the Power Midget mug.A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
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