Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
by Thenormandy January 6, 2022
Get the Cheeto Lockmug. When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.
"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "
by BellBoy August 20, 2014
Get the Fetus Lockmug. by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010
Get the Griff in Lockmug. A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
Get the country lockedmug. gARRY "hEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
*pRESSES cAPS lOCK
gARRY " wOW, NOW I CAN HAVE A ONLINE ARGUMENT WITHOUT HOLDING THE sHIFT BUTTON."
*pRESSES cAPS lOCK
gARRY " wOW, NOW I CAN HAVE A ONLINE ARGUMENT WITHOUT HOLDING THE sHIFT BUTTON."
by Damian the Gamer May 5, 2021
Get the cAPS lOCKmug. shinichi: I'm about to cum
hanako: *tightens legs* your mine! You ain't going anywhere
shinichi: oh shit she caught me in a Bridal Lock
hanako: *tightens legs* your mine! You ain't going anywhere
shinichi: oh shit she caught me in a Bridal Lock
by manyakis77 April 28, 2020
Get the Bridal Lockmug. A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
by Mileslocke12 January 16, 2018
Get the Miles Lockemug.