wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.

get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
“no one cares craig”

by youresupercoolseif October 31, 2018

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.

That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.

by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021