lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 02, 2023

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv May 29, 2011

lizard skins

Australian slang for cash money

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”

by playitstrange August 12, 2022

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo November 20, 2008

lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 11, 2015

Lott Lizard

Someone who digs in a trash can late at night whos probably stealing your shit not bringing back and someone who lives in a trailer park that makes the sound WOOP WOOP! for you to know their coming

Damn lott lizards diggin in my trash again.

by Lott Lizard March 25, 2021

banana lizard

another euphemism for a male genitalia

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"

by marsboro February 14, 2025