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lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.
by Redsox February 12, 2007
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Mr lizard

A (youtuber) who you should subscribe to. I would refure this person as (crazy) just like ( the joker) and ( harley quinn)
by HarleyQuinny09 December 12, 2018
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Lizard

A Little Cute animal that has scales and has many defense mechanisms like fighting and stuff like shooting blood out of eyes and running on behind legs. Alot of people don't like these animals because they think lizards are slimy and gross but they are no. thats actually salamanders.
LizardFan: Awww Look its a lizard!

LizardHater: EWW SO SLIMEY AND GROSS!

Me: don't make fun of people for what they like. im also a lizard fan.
by LizardPro X March 25, 2021
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Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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Flipping Lizards

Interfacility medical transport, defined as the movement of a patient from one health care facility to another in a licensed ground or air ambulane. Patients are frequently elderly, seriously deteriorated, and unresponsive, i.e. like lizards.
I got into EMS to save lives, but all I'm doing is flipping lizards from one care facility to another.
by SaltyFukNBustedTruk May 21, 2021
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I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015
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