A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage May 26, 2007
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Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.
Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan
by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010
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Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
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Lag-Fu

The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent
The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
by Casey Watts July 09, 2022
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Rip lag

When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.
Isaac hits rip lag all day.
by Rip lag July 17, 2015
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