Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

Lag

Bad.

shit lag

by i_hatelag69 February 26, 2021

Lagging

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging”

Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

fête-lag

Extreme tiredness or inability to sleep at regular times during the week (especially on a monday) due to late hours kept on the weekend.

Oh my god, after Glastonbury festival, I'm totally fête-lagged

by Crixy August 26, 2013

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020