by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020
Get the Keenan mug.Keenan is the human equivalent of a shrimp and his name literally means ANCIENT meaning he’s an ancient being.
The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
Person 1: “Hey Keenan!”
Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”
Person 1:” oh ok.”
Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”
Person 1:” oh ok.”
by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020
Get the Keenan mug.On the spectrum, waves his hands around like a helicopter on the daily. He makes random noises and is not very bright. He gets mad easily and is spoiled. He gets in verbal fights at schools and sometimes gets physical. This guy is one you would want to avoid but if you do befriend him he won't kill you.
Meagan - "Have you seen how the Keegan guy looks?"
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
by Keegans brother May 25, 2020
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by Death pigeon May 28, 2020
Get the Keelan mug.A rat of a man who loves roasting people even though he could be easily roasted AND toasted, easily one of the meanest people alive
by sparklybutthole June 17, 2020
Get the Keegan mug.A smart, yet likable chap who supports you in situations of stress. He’s usually the neutral type that brings the whole friend group together. He’s a nerdy boy who has a massive crushes on a few girls. Always makes you laugh with some good impressions and jokes.
by smackersmacksman June 18, 2020
Get the Keegan mug.The intoxicating negativity that Keemstar gives off. Any person who is a total jerk and has no respect for others can be justly diagnosed with KeemKancer.
by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020
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