juan

simp

my name is juan and i’m a simp

by Hehe😩🥰🎂🤦‍♀️ September 30, 2020

juan

the most sexiest man alive he has all the swag in the world. he pulls girls and guys at the same time but no homo tho he is part of crip gang meaning cookies radiant iced pussy destroyers 9000

juan the most sexist man alive

by pussydestoryers9000s October 26, 2020

Juan Carlos Kit

A very famous meme in Brawl Stars. In worlds 2024, in the 1st set of the 2nd quarterfinals match, which was HMBLE vs Pioneers, coach of Pioneers Filip47 told Secondbest to pick the brawler Kit, shocking everyone. Secondbest swapped with Juan Carlos, meaning that he would play Kit instead. Pioneers was easily defeated and Juan Carlos got 0 kills and 11 dps.

Person 1: What was the worst fail in worlds 2024?
Person 2: Juan Carlos Kit and it isnt even close.

by NEITSWFT December 18, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

Juan

Can be kindhearted one day next day big dick head

Person 1: Yesterday my boyfriend was so happy and in a good mood and today he’s being such a dick head

Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan

by Noodels10285 October 25, 2017

Juan

He's awesome , he delivered food to some guy.

Paprikakats Person : Juan is so cool, he delivered me food.
Some guy named Nathan : so true
JarmanThing : Guys pebble-op is so cool.

by Slomer eleven February 10, 2024

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022