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Joel

A Joel is usually a name given to a dwarf or someone who has strived his entire life to be tall but will always fall short.
He like his Bieber balls and Johnny Sins balls even more. And if you see him in an alley run the opisite way not because he is buff but because he usually walks around with one duck from every race on a necklace around his neck
It's a Joel run and clench your cheeks
by Rojer Rabbit April 20, 2022
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damn you're almost as bad as joel... nvm that's too far im sorry
by nabilanabila November 4, 2021
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someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel
by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022
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Joel is a kind, funny, hot guy and they usually go out with girls named Karla, so Karla if u see this marry him.
Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh thats Joel, Karla’s boyfriend
by Trustlations 4:20 January 22, 2022
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A fucking nutsack who is high af all the time. Probably the type of person to dry his sweat under the sun and the person who looks up and down before crossing the street
by urmomgay369 January 29, 2022
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Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.
by Töd January 30, 2022
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