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Hunter Jake

The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.

Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.

After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.

Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.

It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
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Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
by mjp9348 December 7, 2018
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Punch Jake Paul

Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\

Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!
by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr April 30, 2019
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No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake
Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake
by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022
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Jake The Muss

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence
Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"
by kevmannz January 3, 2010
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Jake

Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014
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jake parry

a guy who looks exactly like david beckham
wow that jake parry really looks like david beckham
by jamie mowlem September 30, 2013
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