joed

when one gets so drunk that they can not stand

"Did you see Faith last night? She was so joed"

by quoves May 3, 2021

joed

When one gets so drunk that they can no longer stand

"Did you see Faith last night? She was so joed"
"What's that bruise from?" "I got so joed last night"

by quoves May 3, 2021

Jo

Usually the coool guy in class

Wow joe is so cool

by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021

Jo on the Town

A vigorous flicking of the wrist during masturbation.

Hi Matt, what did you do last night?
Mate, broke my wrist yesterday, no Jo on the Town for me this week!

by MAFFUeuph December 11, 2012

Korey Jo

A Mythical Unicorn, Hard to catch. Lives so far away but so worth it. Amazing creature. So <3 able. Beautiful. Has the best bubble butt. Going to be an amazing nurse one day. Lives in Saint Joe Missouri

Korey jo is absolutely amazing.

by A wild unicorn September 12, 2013

No Jo Ko

Another name for the formerly caffeinated "black out in a can", Four Loko.

Dude this shit is no jo ko. It really gets the job done every time, and then some.

by acidhead June 27, 2011

Joed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.

Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!

by Dizmalmazes July 6, 2011