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Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
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Graham Job

Doing acts of oral sex performed on a man more then 3 times.For $150 or less. Prefer tranny’s.
I had fun doing Graham jobs behind the dumpster.
by Jose Vazquez February 1, 2019
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giggle job

sticking the penis in the mouth while giggling. Originally and ideally, the male would tickle the girl so she starts to giggle, and then quickly sneaks his penis into her mouth.
Do not confuse with giggle sex, which is not actually sexual at all.
female: "hehehoogg...*gag*...wa aw o ooing!"
male: "what?"
female: "What are you doing?"
male: "GIGGLE JOB!"
by Wred July 19, 2007
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jimmy-job

A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run
In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :

Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
by Plitz June 15, 2018
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Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.
Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.
by murphl23 October 27, 2011
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Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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Adventure job

When a male sticks his genitalia through a woman’s breasts and into the mouth back and forwards until they reach climax.
Dude, your mum is so good at giving adventure jobs, I mean I’ve never cummed so much, I could’ve filled the Pacific Ocean with my cum.
by CumMaster42069 June 26, 2022
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