Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023

Mud Grub

A little tiny man who gets dirty and plays in the mud. He likes his nuts to be stomped on, his tiny testicles loves to be punished by mistress.

Mistress treats me like a dirty pig and stomps very hard on my nuts, I'm her little mud grub.

by Mudgrubian April 18, 2022

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg March 13, 2012

Mud nymph

An 18 year old stave lake girl who is on the cusp of becoming a mud cricket. She can be found with a bottle of sourpuss and the wallet of the past guy she blew

You hear that mud nymph's 19th birthday is this weekend? Yeah I'd fuck her

by Stavelake October 23, 2018

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

mud bogr

The act of putting your dick in her ass then immediately helicoptering all over her face.

Andrew pulled a mud bogr with kayla last night.

by shitsssismms June 08, 2023

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018