Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.

“What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”

by Hi David June 19, 2018

josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.

Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.

by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020

mud pop

When you are you are giving a chick anal and putting your penis head in the anus and quickly pulling it out making a popping noise known as a mud pop.

I heard Jim gave Sharlene anal i think he gave her a mud pop.

by docter cockter May 8, 2014

Mud wrestling

A kind of activity for all kinds of ages from young kids to old adults even friends who have just met and who want to play in the mud can too.

Hey Haisten, do you wanna do some Mud wrestling?

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013