hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.

by 68kill April 22, 2020

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Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

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Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.

Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."

by KattheMadel January 30, 2017

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Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

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Romanian Hotel

A housing tactic used by cheap travelers looking to avoid costly hotel rates by convincing a local to “take them home” for the night in order to secure a comfortable night stay.

I’m traveling on a budget, hoping to find some Romanian Hotels throughout the trip.
The Romanian Hotel I was at last night had the cutest dog!

by Cheekclopper October 20, 2023

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