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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Hot Dog Chiglet

A chigger who is fat and loves hot dogs.
Man, these Hot Dog Chiglets love hot dogs!
by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022
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hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.
Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
by Plotchman November 10, 2017
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Hot Dog

It's a good damn food you dirty minded bitch. A FOOD.
Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
by Nobody cares March 26, 2023
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hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀
by allie._.slays December 29, 2022
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hot dog

There are many tall tales about the way in which hot dogs are made, but the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is eager to tell the real story. First, specially selected meat trimmings of beef and/or pork - just like the meat you buy in your grocer's case - are cut or ground into small pieces and placed in a mixer.
What is a hot dog? Is it meat, plastic, human flesh? No one knows.
noun
1.
a frankfurter, especially one served hot in a long, soft roll and topped with various condiments.
"he's ordering a hot dog"
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer who performs stunts or tricks.
exclamationNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
used to express delight or enthusiastic approval.
"hot dog! I've finally found something I can do that you can't"
verbNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
perform stunts or tricks; show off.
"he chastised the dancers who'd been hotdogging"
by Error666 March 11, 2017
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The Hot Dog

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.
Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?

Me: yep.

Friend: lucky!
by CashMoneyK420 April 3, 2023
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