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Holiday Homeworks

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.
teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!
by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023
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Netflix and Homework

When you do homework with Netflix in the background...Netflix and Chill but educational.
Me and my friends were doing Netflix and Homework all night
by Wc1249 August 22, 2016
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Im do same HomeWork

Im do same HOmework
by MeatMon January 11, 2019
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Help with homework

If one says that another is coming over to “Help with Homework”,
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.
Brother: Why is your Boyfriend here?
Sister: So he can Help with homework

Brother, all knowing: *laughs*
by AtHomeTutor May 20, 2020
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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed
"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"
by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020
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National No homework day

A day where no one, teachers or parents are allowed to give you any time of homework unless you want it
“HEY JORDAN DID YOU DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?” “Mom, remember it’s national no homework day?”
by Ok hoe November 21, 2020
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