holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers

yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!

by big_boi_now March 17, 2021

Pre-Holiday Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of October to about the middle of November, just before the holiday movie season. They may have some elements of being a holiday movie (slim but potential Oscar nomination, somewhat epic, drama, romantic comedy) but are usually not the major draw that the holiday blockbusters are. These are frequently horror movies to capitalize on Halloween.

The pre-holiday movies serve Hollywood by advertising the holiday blockbusters.

by New English October 12, 2010

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Holiday Clean

This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

@val_ava@instagram

I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019

Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025