Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.

I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.

by Whathobo February 18, 2017

Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

by figoldstyl September 20, 2007

hobo cute

Looking disheveled, but cute. At other times, not looking cute at all. Looking like a hobo, but in a cute way.

Have you seen Kim? She looks hobo cute, wearing her sweats and her hair all a mess.

by Lovely Soul December 24, 2014

hobo shot

spreading your butt cheeks and consuming alcohol anally. thus bypassing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol.

Man we only have three shots left, we should all hobo shot it all so we can get drunk.

by fredshark89 April 6, 2009

Home-Hobo

A person that stays in inside all day, with a wardrobe consisting of a dirty oversized cardigan/jacket, stained sweatpants, and an old T-shirt. A Home-Hobo also tends to have messy hair, acne and hairy legs.

That girl's a Home-Hobo, she hasn't been outside in 4 days.

by skapickle July 2, 2015

hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$

Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.

by bytelock September 7, 2017